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    For Our Politically Correct Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for
    an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
    non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
    practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
    of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
    religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
    not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

    We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
    uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but
    not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
    contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that
    America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America
    in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color,
    age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

    By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is
    subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
    alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to
    actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and
    is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of
    the wisher.

    This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
    of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
    subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited
    to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion
    of the wisher.

    For the Rest of Our Friends:
    Merry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year!!

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